The Dean’s VNTA: Chewing the Fat Off

July 25th, 2009 at 12:48 pm Posted by The Dean
Dear Students

vnta-21With a groundbreaking appetite-suppressing gum, $VNTA is making strides to enable obese populations around the world to literally chew their butts off.

That’s right. The Dean is talking about chewing gum. $VNTA’s revolutionary new product is like exercise in your mouth. The Dean is ecstatic about $VNTA’s new technology because they also have plans to release the formula as an injectable form for patients that need a higher dosage. The concept behind the hunger suppressing gum is to trick the human body into feeling full, thereby reducing the amount of food consumption and caloric intake.

A lot of weight loss drugs, supplements and treatments out there have all types of side effects and negative results because their so-called active ingredients are toxic. $VNTA’s product was developed by researching the biological ways the human body turns off our appetite after eating a meal. Using advanced hormone technologies, $VNTA’s product aims to eliminate side effects by working with elements naturally occurring in our bodies.

The Dean is excited to learn that Ventana Biotech has several projects in different stages of development and plans to market them around the world. To do this, $VNTA‘s span includes the United States, UK, China, Canada, France, Switzerland, Spain and Scandinavia. With $VNTA’s global reach, the only weight gains will be in pockets of pennywise investors.

Happy Trading, The Dean



3 Students Raised Their Hands

  1. VNTA has certainly found the most efficient method to shed a few pounds. With all the obese people around, its time to make merry that we can lose weight and earn big money by investing in this profitable stock.

  2. Mark on July 27th, 2009 at 7:01 AM
  3. The best aspect of VNTA’s anti-obesity chewing gum is that it deals with our body fat in a biological way and hence doesn’t have any side-effect. This product will become popular gradually and hence it seems to be a money-spinning stock.

  4. Adrian on July 27th, 2009 at 7:21 AM
  5. VNTA will be on a new high soon. With many weight loss products available in the market, this seems to be the only one which deals with body fat in a natural way without side effects. VNTA’s anti-obesity chewing gum will certainly boost its stock price gradually.

  6. Nancy on July 27th, 2009 at 7:34 AM

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