The Dean’s VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock is Just 4 Hours Away!
December 11th, 2009 at 11:10 am Posted by
This afternoon is just like Christmas, except it’s The Dean that’s coming to town! And why is The Dean so excited about his VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock that will be taught to Honors Class TODAY at 3:10PM EST?
The Dean’s swine flu stock coming to town has never been promoted before AND has a sexy story that can SELL into the feeding frenzy of the worst flu season the United States has seen in years.
The Dean has done his homework on the swine flu products market and found that the potential is so great because H1N1 Swine Flu has the potential of reaching, and potentially claiming lives in, more than 180 COUNTRIES! How big is GREAT potential?
The market for the swine flu vaccine alone is estimated to be worth $678 million this year. BUT, by 2011, which is less than two years away, this market will increase 940% to $7.03 billion.
Based on what we’ve seen with medications like Tamiflu not being effective and intravenous antivirals like $BCRX‘s Peramivir not making the cut, The Dean believes preventative products, such as hand sanitizers, which may not even reduce the risk of H1N1 transmission, have seen a 70% increase in sales this year.
Typically, the hand sanitizer market rakes in about $100 million a year. What has caused this increase? FEAR and PERCEPTION.
Fear that individuals and their loved ones may become very ill and people’s Perception that (1) H1N1 Swine Flu is a deadly virus spreading all over the globe and (2) these types of ‘preventative’ products will somehow save them.
The Dean thinks Swine Flu Frenzy will continue because it plays off characteristics that have been ingrained in human nature and psychology for thousands of years.
This phenomenon gives The Dean reason to believe that swine flu-related products and swine flu stocks have tremendous potential for the next couple of years.
For these reasons, in addition to those The Dean will begin teaching the entire CollegeStock Community on Monday, The Dean believes his VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock will start making this holiday season merry indeed.
The Dean will be teaching his Honors Class about his VIRGIN Swine Flu Stock TODAY at 3:10PM EST. If you haven’t registered for The Dean’s Honors Class yet, make sure to run to the bursar’s office and pay your Honors Class tuition on time and The Dean will make sure you learn about The Dean’s Swine Flu Thermometer TODAY at 3:10 PM EST.
Tell the Dean that BCRX does not make a vaccine, it’s an antiviral that is the only intravenous option for patients.
Tell the Dean who has done his homework that H1N1 is in 208 countries not just 180:
From WHO International:
11 December 2009 — As of 6 December 2009, worldwide more than 208 countries and overseas territories or communities have reported laboratory confirmed cases of pandemic influenza H1N1 2009, including at least 9596 deaths.
The Dean wants more Honors Students like @maphere and @packeteers!
To play Devil’s Advocate, Peramivir is an antiviral which falls under the ThinkQuest category for:
Alternatives to Vaccine: Antiviral Medicines
SOURCE: http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/01479/vaccine3.html