The Dean’s Swine Flu Homework
November 18th, 2009 at 5:58 am Posted by
The Dean’s been teaching the CollegeStock Community about swine flu because The Dean believes his Swine Flu IPO could begin trading any day now. This is why The Dean wants all of his students to do their homework on ultraviolet germicidal energy and disinfection technologies.
This technology neutralizes and destroys invisible microbes that cause infection and disease. The Dean believes products that utilize this technology could prove effective against outbreaks of swine flu (H1N1), seasonal influenza, measles, mumps and airborne respiratory illnesses.
In fact, this type of technology was used in schools and offices in Hong Kong, during the 2004 worldwide SARS scare.
Contrary to the belief of many students who haven’t been doing their swine flu homework, The Dean knows that all types of influenza viruses are highly contagious airborne diseases spread through contact with respiratory secretions from an infected person, including coughing and sneezing.
The Dean believes the H1N1 Swine Flu virus should be on everyone’s radar because through our normal, daily activities, droplets of germs in the air enter our eyes, nose and mouths and can also settle on surfaces, which we then touch or put to our mouths.
While The Dean was teaching the CollegeStock Community about $BONU, which went on to gain 880%, the push was clean hands. But, we know now that our hands can only be as germ and bacteria-free as everything we touch—keyboards, computer screens, elevator buttons, pens, water coolers, vending machines, the counter at the pharmacy, and the list goes on.
This is why The Dean believes air disinfection technologies could become an extremely lucrative industry this flu season and, perhaps, flu seasons to come. Viruses have a tendency to replicate and change themselves—this is why the flu vaccine needs to be updated to include different strains of the flu virus every year. But, air disinfection technology has proven to be effective for half a century.
The Dean wants all of his students to do their homework and prepare for The Dean’s Upcoming Swine Flu IPO.
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